VPL?

I was thinking today that my last few relationships have been a bit unhealthy and I think it was partly due to the fact that I was confusing my emotions with physical attraction. I think that if I had taken sex out of the equation I might not have been as into the person. So I decided today, with all the emotional confusion clouding up my head, that I would take a vow of celibacy, for an indefinite amount of time. I ran this plan by Mary and she replied with what I think was a bit of skepticism, "Vow of celibacy? You? What are you serious right now?"

I will only wear stretched out granny panties from now on, just to insure that there will be no temptation.