Augusten Burroughs at BN!

Last night Kristine and I went to see Augusten Burroughs and his brother John Elder Robinson. I felt like a little starstruck teenager at a JT concert. The line was too long to get my book signed even though I really wanted it. And I totally had to hold back the urge to go up to him and tell him that I'm writing a book too and that soon I'll be up there on the BN stage yammering on about how great I am.

Afterwards, I went with Emily and Kristine to Madison's in Hoboken. Bad choice! We thought we'd avoid the stupid 21 year olds that can't carry a good conversation and young slutty stupid girls being slutty and stupid. Instead we just got stupid men who were older and desperate late twenties chicks acting slutty and stupid. Not to mention it was ridiculously hot. Thumbs down to Madison's.

I love NY!

Central Park

Labor Day Weekend at Yankee Stadium

Hey there Johnny! Wink Wink

Mmmm Golden Showers

I've been researching animals for Time Out's animal issue. Last night I dreamt that Trouble Helmsley (the millionaire dog) peed on my face. What do you think that means?

Blast from the past..

Look what my sister sent me! The little fusion kids! Aren't we just darling?

Jen's housewarming BBQ

Congratulations on the new house, Jen! (Of course I didn't take one picture of the actual house-But take my word for it, it's sweet).


Sharon, tired of standing, found herself a chair. The rest of us stood around and bitched about it.

It's Dina! Yes, we now decided to always dress alike.

The boyfriends, all wishing they were watching football instead of the VMA's.

Coors Light anyone?

You better believe I ate every last thing on the table. Major tummy ache this morning.

Labor Day Weekend

My brother came home for a visit and we went to a Yankee game. It seemed his friend Josh loved Jeter more than I do.

We saw the American Idols taping in Time Square. That's Jordin Sparks's back in the middle with her arm around someone. Yes, I ran after them and took pictures. Everyone else was doing it.