Friday, October 24, 2008

On the phone with Mary the psychic:

After talking for 15 minutes...
Mary: Who are you with?
Me: Um. No one. I'll tell you later.
Mary: Where are you?
Me: At Quiznos
Mary: Who are you with? Jeff?
Me: I told you about Jeff? Yeah, I'm in North Carolina.
Mary: I knew you wouldn't be at a Quiznos in New York City. I'm injured. Not mentally retarded remember?

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