Upon waking up:
1) If you've been doing something every single day of your entire life, wouldn't it somehow get easier? I just can't understand why it is so fucking difficult to wake up every morning when I've done it 9,131 times before.
While at work:
2) Would anyone actually notice if I didn't show up for a week?
3) How many consecutive days can I eat only french fries for breakfast, lunch, and dinner before I don't crave them anymore.
During what I thought would be a quick phone call to my mom, wishing her a safe flight to Thailand:
4) How much easier my life would be if I could communicate with my mom solely through text messages.