He's Big Time

Check out Alan as NYC's Most Eligible Bachelor who I had a date with last weekend. Now that he's big time I can say that I knew him way back when we were introduced just because he was "another Thai", when he was with his psycho ex who I'm proud to say hated me, when his friend slipped me acid at his house party, and when he'd drunk dial me to say "I love you man" right before he blacked out... A-Dog's a classic.