1:15 PM - At the office:
"He needs to tell me if we're having sex during my lunch break. If not then I'm ordering some food."
2:47 PM - On Lafayette and Grand St.
Little boy throwing a crying tantrum with his mom:
"I WILL NOT LOVE YOU ANYMORE AND I WILL NOT GIVE YOU KISSES!"
And the mother gives me a "kids just say the darnest things" look. No, kids are pure evil.
6:52 PM - On 42nd and Ninth Ave.
Fat girl in ill-fitting gym clothes shouting on her cell phone:
"I go to the gym 5 days a week and I count calories! That should be sufficient!"
Girl, clearly it isn't. Just kill yourself.
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