How to kill a baby chicken:

I woke up this afternoon with, surprise surprise, yet another massive hangover and all I wanted were scrambled eggs. I swear I wasn't even doing acid this morning but as I sat at the kitchen table waiting for the pan to heat up I heard a scratching noise coming from the egg carton. I listened closely and it sounded like there was a little baby chicken scratching the inside of the egg shell trying to get out. I was scared that when I cracked the egg over the pan a little chicklet was going to be frantically scurrying around the kitchen. To prevent this from happening I decided against cracking the egg open. Instead, I had boiled eggs for breakfast. Just another typical morning filled with acid free hallucinations.