Saturday, June 21, 2008

On dating:

Friend: How was your date?
Me: Well, I ate like a cow, drank like a fish, and cursed like a sailor. To add, I was sweating like a pig and dressed like a man. I broke all dating rules by talking about exes, religion, my dysfunctional family, and my bipolar tendencies. I'd say it wasn't one of my best performances.

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