death by cute

Haha R2 just sent me this image via Gizmodo:

When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old cliches. "She seemed so harmless," the neighbors will say. "We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow."

My girlfriend Kate told me this weekend that I should totally open a variety store because I absolultey love buying useless junk and putting them on display. I told her I can only imagine what my home would look like (once I can afford to buy one) because the only thing that's stopping me from buying these things is lack of space (sigh, NYC living).