Sometimes having a doorman sucks: Part 2

2 am:
Me: Ssssorry I forgot my I.D.
Doorman: That's OK. Just sign in here.
Pause
Doorman: What do you drink? Vodka?
Me: Yessshhh. Why?
Doorman: I can smell it.

(Correction: It was only 10:30pm, Friday night).