Sunday's To Do List

1) Sober up.
2) Buy toilet paper, ginger ale, Monster Mean Bean energy drink.
3) Shower.
4) Clean apartment.
5) Start drinking.
6) Work on book.
7) Set up new blog.

Later: Things accomplished today.
1) Drank a Monster.
2) Laid in bed, reading A Thousand Splendid Suns.
3) Slept till 8P.M.
4) Bought & ate $10 mac n cheese.
5) Stared blankly at the TV. No idea what was on.
6) Blog about doing nothing.