I was having dinner with Mary the other night and we were talking about how differently guys and girls think. Girls, when they meet a guy, within the first few minutes that they decide they like the guy, will think about whether or not they could marry this guy. I have no desire to get married anytime soon, but like ALL girls, if I like the guy, I will ask him his last name and see how it sounds with my first name. Every girl does this. Then, I will picture what our kids would look like. If he's too short, he's out. I'm short and I don't want midget kids. On the first date, we will listen intently to the conversation, filing away pieces of information that make us think, "He would totally fit in the picture of the life I want." Does he travel a lot? I want to travel too. He plays soccer? Ooh we could coach our kids together. Reads alot? We could have his and her library in our home.
Mary emailed me this beer ad yesterday that says, "Thank God you're a man," with the following illustration. It's so true!