I was in the elevator in my building yesterday when a hot guy got on. This is very rare in my building. Usually everyone is very old, very smelly, and has really gross toenails. Of course I avoided eye contact and didn't say hello. Then I saw him again waiting for the same train. He came up and introduced himself, James I think, and we chatted for 3 too-short stops. Where has this bearded hottie been in the past 6 months that I've lived in this building? (I have a thing for beards).
Hi James (I think)- You have very nice teeth. Find me on the 7th floor.