Monday, February 23, 2009

VPL?

I was thinking today that my last few relationships have been a bit unhealthy and I think it was partly due to the fact that I was confusing my emotions with physical attraction. I think that if I had taken sex out of the equation I might not have been as into the person. So I decided today, with all the emotional confusion clouding up my head, that I would take a vow of celibacy, for an indefinite amount of time. I ran this plan by Mary and she replied with what I think was a bit of skepticism, "Vow of celibacy? You? What are you serious right now?"

I will only wear stretched out granny panties from now on, just to insure that there will be no temptation.

5 comments:

Frijolita said...

Hey now, some guys are actually into granny panties. Bridget Jones? Also, sex can complicate things A LOT. So I understand where you're getting at with the vow of celibacy. Good luck, but I suggest you take a visit to babeland and stock up on some new toys!

Nina said...

Don't worry, I'm all stocked up. : ) I hope I don't start confusing feelings I have for myself! Haha

Lali said...

haha you two are funny!

but N your soo right. do lent. 40 days no horizontal mambo

Anonymous said...

You gotta make sure they have period stains on them too.

-Britt J.

Nina said...

Oh gross! That sounds like a fool proof plan though! Better than a chastity belt!