I was thinking today that my last few relationships have been a bit unhealthy and I think it was partly due to the fact that I was confusing my emotions with physical attraction. I think that if I had taken sex out of the equation I might not have been as into the person. So I decided today, with all the emotional confusion clouding up my head, that I would take a vow of celibacy, for an indefinite amount of time. I ran this plan by Mary and she replied with what I think was a bit of skepticism, "Vow of celibacy? You? What are you serious right now?"
I will only wear stretched out granny panties from now on, just to insure that there will be no temptation.
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Hey now, some guys are actually into granny panties. Bridget Jones? Also, sex can complicate things A LOT. So I understand where you're getting at with the vow of celibacy. Good luck, but I suggest you take a visit to babeland and stock up on some new toys!
Don't worry, I'm all stocked up. : ) I hope I don't start confusing feelings I have for myself! Haha
haha you two are funny!
but N your soo right. do lent. 40 days no horizontal mambo
You gotta make sure they have period stains on them too.
-Britt J.
Oh gross! That sounds like a fool proof plan though! Better than a chastity belt!
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